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Ay dacember tum waps aajao na!
tum tu seraf nahane nahi dete thy
january te munh wi nahi dhon denda
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Wife: hfty ko Shoping py chalen gy
itwar ko Ami k ghar jaen gy
Peer ko Parlor jaen gy
Mangal ko Dinner karny jaen gy
Budh ko Movie Dekhny chlen gy
Aur
jumerat ko Picnic py jaen gy Theek hy?
Husbnd:or jummy ko b taiyar rehna Masjid chalen gy
Wife: q?
Husband:Bheek Mangny.
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Pyar or ishq me kya farq hy?
Student:
sir pyar wo jo aap apni beti se krte hen.
Sir:shabash Beta or ishq?
Student:
Ishq wo jo hum aapki beti se krte hen!
1Admi Ki T_Shirt P Boht KhUbSoRt
JumLa LikHa Hua Tha,
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Plz Do'NOT DisturB
I'm MarrieD
I'm already Disturbed
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Teacher:
Glass totey to kya awaz ati he?
Student:
Ami ki awaz ati hy
Panno,Panno' bagerto 1 v na chadyo
Twade sorey aan gy te PEpSi LOTAY wich pa k dawa gi..
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Sardar bhagwan se:
Bhaagwan,
jay Kal mera Prize Bond na Nikliya te me tenu Tor dian ga
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Pandit ne ye sun Ky uski Jaga ek Chota Bhagwan rakh diya K is tarah chota Hi tote ga
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Next day,
wohi Sardar aya...
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Jab usne Chota Bhagwan dekha To bola:
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Oye Begairta,,
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Abba Kithay E..
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Pathan: "I love u" ka matlab kya hota ha
Girl: Main tumse piyar karti hun
Pathan: Lo Kar lo baat
Angrezi me ek swal kya puch liya
Pagli fida ho gai hm pe.
Sardar: kon?
Police: Darwaza kholo, kuch baat karni hai.
Sardar: tussi kine banday o?
Police: 3
Sardar: te salyo apas vich kar lo menu zrur tang krna jay.:
Ek larki hospital me boht ro rhi thi
Ek PATHAN Ne POCHA K Q RO Rhi HO
Larki:
Mera khoon test hoga to ungli katy gi.
PATHAN CHILA CHILA KR RONY LAGA
Larki:
Tm Q itna ro rhy ho?
Pathan:
Hamara to peshab test hona hai...
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Boy:
Dear!
I like you soo much
and want to marry with you.
Will you accept me as your Husband? :)
Girl:
Meda Bhirra
Saraiki Ich Gaal Kar,
Mekun Angrezi Ni Aandi.
:O
Boy:
Kuj Ni Medi Bhen, Dua Kiti Kar dehsht gardi Da Masla Hal Thi wanjy.... :
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Contact no.+923047439716
By:www.adilmugh.blogspot.com
Contact no.+923047439716
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